Don’t we love ads? Yes, Its because its interestingly out-of-the-world-funny.The recent ‘no ullu banaoving anthem almost tried to kill our national anthem’ but was funny.Watching some insanely crap ads makes me feel that my money is in the right hands (the cable operator). So in India, we have much more to learn from Indian television ads. Here are the best ones according to me:
1.Insurance policy and Happiness
In India, If you have got an insurance policy, your wife and your children would be very happy after you die.
2.Dairy Milk all over your face
You can never eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face and smile to another person while waiting in traffic signal.
3. More Joy on periods
Indian Girls feel like dancing, cycling, playing,jumping etc. only when they are on their periods.
4.Daag Acche Hain( Stains are good)
Your mom would really feel great and proud if you come home after taking a dirty mud-bath because, daag achche hain (Stains are good).
5.Mom-Daughter Quality time
The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other is when they talk about either hair oil or sanitary pads.
Swapping your cellphones with your Mom or Wife can create a sense of mutual understanding.
7.No 1 car
Every other car is No. 1 according to their satisfied customers.
8.Expert with a white coat
No matter what kind of expert one is, he’ll always wear a white laboratory coat.
9.Dark equals Worst
The worst thing to happen to a human being is to have dark complexioned skin.
10.Want to be the miss world- Get fair and lovely cream today
A girl can become the Miss World or the next Indian Idol only if she uses a particular sanitary pad or fairness cream.
11.Attract Girls with your Deo
You only need a deodorant with a good fragrance to approach a girl, and not the guts.
Women shed blue liquid when they have their period.
13.Splash water dramatically-Get clear skin
You will have clear skin forever, only by splashing the water on your face dramatically.
14. A pan can
Having Rajnigandha Pan Masala can make you buy countries.
15.The Chai thing
We can change a nation’s problems by just drinking a cup of tea. Thanks to the Jaago Re
16.Read this faster than eminem can ever rap
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